I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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