and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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