I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
These tits shall not be calmed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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