There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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