apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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