So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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