just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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