On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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