fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
