The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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