And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My feet surprised me
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