I think I just saw someone hide a body.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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