Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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