so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
