That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
