I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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