Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
it was like eating out sand paper
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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