direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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