His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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