Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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