Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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