i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize