I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i drank out of a bidet.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Randomize
