Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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