he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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