Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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