so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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