love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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