I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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