But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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