My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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