awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I will be naked everywhere
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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