I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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