She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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