Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize