cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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