Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I want a musical about memes.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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