Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
home. puking in laundry basket.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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