these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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