i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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