Porn is love you can see.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
