Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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