It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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