Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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