What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
