Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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