Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How external is "for external use only"?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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