no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize