Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
