I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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