I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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