No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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