We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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