how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
