All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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