no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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