He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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